Top 10 Naughty Gifts for Women Under 5 Pounds UK – Signs & Plaques

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1. Pixie's Gifts

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Multi Coloured Marble Effect, Pixie's Gifts Funny Rude Friendship Plaque Novelty Birthday Best Friend Joke Gift Her Color and Size Options Available Small 13.5cm x 7cm

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Pixie's Gifts #ad - Please ensure to double-check the size before placing your order. You may need to glue this for a more secure fit. The handcrafted wooden plaque measures approx small 135mm x 70mm Large 200mm x 105mm in size and comes with a stand.

The shape slots into an oval stand. Suitable occasions; friendship gift, Best Friend Gifts, Gifts For Him, Gifts For Her, Birthday Gift, . Size: approximate measurements - small: 135mm x 70mm, Large: 200mm x 105mm. Style: modern please note: all our items have a "effect" designation. A lovely plaque which is perfect for any occasion! The plaque is laser cut for a neater finish and printed in the highest quality.

Material: fsc-certified MDF Wood not cardboard. All of our items are laser cut and printed in great detail for a more defined item. For example, "gilter Effect" refers to a shimmering effect, not actual glitter. Glue is not included. The message on this plaque reads:   Friends are like condoms they protect you! when things get hard. Made by us in the United Kingdom.
BrandPixie's Gifts #ad
ManufacturerThe Perfect Gift Company #ad
Height0.12
Length5.31
Width2.76
Part NumberOption

2. Dorothy Spring

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Dorothy Spring Sarcastic Funny Monday Friend Gift Wood Coaster

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Dorothy Spring #ad - High quality Beautiful Gloss Finish Print. Perfect gift for family, sister, girlfriend, daughter, granddaughter, mum, grandmother, wife, friends and colleagues. Ideal gift for Christmas, Birthdays and new house. Wooden coaster With Cork Back. Height: 9cm / 3. 5inch, width: 9cm / 3. 5 inch.
BrandDorothy Spring #ad
ManufacturerDorothy Spring #ad
Height0.16
Length3.54
Width3.54
Part Number1

3. Cheeky Chops

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Rude Pens for Adults | Funny Boss Gifts Leaving Presents for Colleagues | Silly Ballpoint Pen Novelty Funky Stationery Quirky Gift Office Desk Accessories Pen 12 Hairy Fanny

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Cheeky Chops #ad - The curvy ballpoint pen has a frosted finish in matt black with a silver trim. These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and moulded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience. Perfect gift – this pen is the perfect gift for anyone who hates work and has a great sense of humour. Supplied with black ink. Novelty gift – these pens will be a favourite as a gift for friends and colleagues and certainly strike up a conversation in the office.
BrandCheeky Chops #ad
ManufacturerCheeky Chops Cards #ad
Height0.2
Length3.94
Weight0.02
Width5.91
Part NumberPen 02
ModelPH-T9X0-X0C4
WarrantyI year

4. Central 23

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For Best friend Girlfriend Sister, Central 23 Naughty Greeting Card for Women, Funny Birthday Card for Her, Comes with Fun Stickers, 'Positive Vibes'

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Central 23 #ad - Happy birthday card - birthdays are the perfect time for celebrations! They are also the best time to give your loved ones a reason to smile, so why not give them this fun and quirky birthday card to show them some affection? Size – this celebration card is 145x145mm and comes with a 150x150mm envelope, sealed in a recyclable polybag.

Designs may vary depending on feedback - let us know if we're missing anything! . Comes with fun stickers – to add some fun to your celebration and make your message super pretty and personal! 🤘🤞We're always looking to improve and give you the best stickers for your card.

Comes with a high quality envelope and all made with eco friendly and sustainable materials. Good quality - made and printed in the uk on thick 300gsm card 🇬🇧Funny and Quirky design. Blank inside - for your own message, we include a witty tip sheet to help you write something nice! .
BrandCentral 23 #ad
ManufacturerCentral 23 #ad
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberCF31
ModelCF31

5. Coasters

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Five Rules to Remember in Life Funny Novelty Glossy Mug Coaster

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Coasters #ad - Made & shipped in the UK by Creativecomp Ltd. Measurements: 9cm x 9cm. Easy wipe clean glossy finish. Excellent quality gift coaster that has 5 funny rules on it. Approx. Package quantity = 1 Coaster Only. High quality rigid and long lasting MDF coaster not weak cork.
BrandCoasters #ad
ManufacturerCoasters CREATIVECOMP LTD #ad
Height0
Length3.54
Width3.54
Part NumberCREATIVECOMP LTD

6. The Scarborough Joke Shop

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The Scarborough Joke Shop Tip & Strip Nude Lady Pen~Naughty Novelty Female Biro Naked Gift Stocking Filler

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The Scarborough Joke Shop #ad - Classic tip & Strip Pen. This pen has a little window showing a sexy lady in it! but there is a further surprise- tip the pen upside down and watch as the lady's clothes slip away revealing her naked body! A great stocking filler, joke gift and Secret Santa item for cheeky grownups! Pen writes in Blue Ink. Https://youtu. Be/wt3fl8j24NQ.
BrandThe Scarborough Joke Shop #ad
ManufacturerThe Scarborough Joke Shop #ad
Height0.51
Length5.91
Width0.51
Part NumberFemale_Strip_white

7. The Scarborough Joke Shop

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The Scarborough Joke Shop Tip & Strip Nude Man Pen~Naughty Novelty Male Biro Naked Gift Stocking Filler

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The Scarborough Joke Shop #ad - Https://youtu. Be/suvPOz-Hkzc. This pen has a little window showing a sexy man in it! but there is a further surprise- tip the pen upside down and watch as the lad's clothes slip away revealing his naked body! A great stocking filler, joke gift and Secret Santa item for cheeky grownups! Pen writes in Blue Ink. Classic tip & Strip Pen.
BrandThe Scarborough Joke Shop #ad
ManufacturerThe Scarborough Joke Shop #ad
Height1.3 cm (0.51 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Width1.3 cm (0.51 Inches)
Part NumberFemale_Strip_Black_Male

8. Close to the Bone

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Rude Birthday Card/Valentines Day Card or Anniversary Card Funny Scratch Card Him Her Sex Position #1251

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Close to the Bone #ad - Our hilarious banter greeting cards are perfect for your Mum Dad Boyfriend Girlfriend Wife Husband Best Friend Aunt Uncle or even your Grandma or Grandad.

Size – 210 x 148mm a5 when folded this includes the envelope listed in the image and sealed in a clear poly bag, Also this will be delivered in a PLEASE DO NOT BEND card backed envelope to prevent and damage in transit. Made with sustainable materials to minimise environmental impact SO PLEASE RECYCLE. Blank inside - our cards are blank on the inside leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message. High quality - this item is designed, printed and manufactured exclusively in the UK on thick 350gsm card this card comes with a top quality envelope. When disposing.
BrandClose to the Bone #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Width14.8 cm (5.83 Inches)
Part NumberOscar Finks

9. YOOYEH

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3 Naughty Santa Reusable Grocery Bag Tote Bag Gift with Handle Gift Present Bag Shopping Bag 3PCS, YOOYEH Christmas Gift Bags

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YOOYEH #ad - High quality. Best christmas gift. Someone with a good sense of humour receive this will love it! The Christmas gift bags are with the portable and strong handles, bright and long-lasting. These bags make gifting easy, just put the gift in these roomy bags, no need to wrap your gift, easy to carry, add some tissue paper and you’re ready to gift.

It can take large bulky gifts without splitting. This christmas set of tote bags are Non-woven fabric material, it’s strong and very durable so that can be used over and over again. Perfect for carrying a container of cookies, treat, goody or a thank you present, candy or other Christmas gifts for giving to teachers, friends family or neighbors.

Wide application. You will get 3pcs christmas gift wrapping bags features 3 festive design, perfect for your friends, collegues, Naughty Santa Reusable Grocery Bag, family, they will laugh when they receive such cute gift bag. Great for favor, also suitable as daily shopping bags or storage bags. Christmas tote bags are 15. 7*11. 8*4. 8inch40x30x12cm. What will you get.
BrandYOOYEH #ad
ManufacturerYOOYEH #ad
Height40 cm (15.75 Inches)
Length11.81
Width4.72

10. Hannah's Games

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Stocking fillers or Secret Santa, 20 Dirty Minds Innuendo Riddles Christmas Games for Adults not rude...but people think it is!, Christmas What Am I Xmas Games for Adults, Office Christmas Party

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Hannah's Games #ad - British content + uk manufacture - innuendo is a wonderful British institution and these cards are stuffed with well-known British Xmas items. Stick something fun in your stockings - 20 xmas themed innuendo riddles where something rude seems to be the answer. But it is actually something innocent! absolutely the most fun you can have this Christmas without emptying your stockings! Secret Santa gifts under 5.

Stocking fillers grown ups will love. You know it! find out who has a dirty mind! - what slips between your fingers and gives groups of grown ups a great time?! Christmas What Am I of course?! The Xmas season is rife with glorious innuendo which makes christmas grown ups games you'd be crackers to leave out the funniest stocking filler going! Fun flexible format - nobody likes to come alone! christmas activities are no different! Each A6 postcard sized card has two riddles with the answers on a separate card meaning everyone can have a go on it.

Spread around for christmas office party games or a perfect christmas novelty for christmas stocking fillers for grown ups! Hilarious xmas games for grown ups fun - once the kids are in bed let the grown ups have a good giggle! Adult games at Christmas are great fun to play over a few drinks at home, as funny gifts, xmas work gifts or to get everyone laughing at the office christmas party! Looking for Christmas Eve Box Fillers for adults? Or planning an exchanging christmas secret santa gifts event? Original content, original design and the opportunity to give a British small business a good time this Christmas! .
BrandHannah's Games #ad
ManufacturerHannah's Games #ad